Pair O'Ducks

Last night I did some Sudoku and Cryptoquote pages after I got home from bowling, and after only half an hour my brain decided to wind down so I could think about getting to sleep before 11:45 or so. One of the Cryptoquote puzzles was a delicious paradox.

We have to believe in free will. We have no choice. Isaac Bashevis Singer

I'm thinking of an old Steven Wright stand-up routine now. He got a dog and was having trouble training it. Why? The dog's name was Stay. "C'mere, Stay. C'mere, Stay."