"No Driving"

Heh heh, I'm not such a moron after all. Hospital release paperwork specifically says that Laughing Boy can't drive a car while he's recovering from the hand surgery (although there's no medical limit as to how much he can drive his family crazy). Also good for me: he has enough mobility in the fingers of that hand to test his blood glucose, administer his own insulin shots, and to do everything else he needs to do in the bathroom. If all he needs me to do for the moment is help him put on his socks, I'm fine with that.